kait

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Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • Cars
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • I Saw the TV Glow

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  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    ½

  • history of the entire world, i guess

    ★★★★★

  • Dead Poets Society

    ★★★★½

  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    ★★★★

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  • The Lorax

    The Lorax

    ★★★★½

    the grandma is such a real one for telling mr simp boy where to find the onceler

    also i, too, think taylor swift is hot. so i feel ya with that one mr simp boy

    this o’hare fuckass looks so idiotic and stupid like listen here you little baked bean lookin headass id be more worried about my appearance than what some stupid little simp boy is doing outside of town

    why are these animals so fucking obsessed with marshmallows…

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★★

    i saw the tv glow. 

    i tried to turn it off because i didn’t like what i was seeing 

    it wouldn’t turn off no matter how hard i tried.

    i kept persisting but every time i tried it just got brighter and brighter

    eventually i just had to accept it.

    i’m struggling to get used to it but i’ll get there soon.

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  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town

    ½

    not one part of this was funny.

    i didn’t even smile dawgs i literally just watched it with a straight face because it was genuinely so unfunny. and yes, i will be the 50th half star review this show has. because that’s genuinely what i think it deserves

  • history of the entire world, i guess

    history of the entire world, i guess

    ★★★★★

    chat this production is amazing and it’s such a valuable piece to society i mean i used it to study to my apwh exam when i was a freshman and while i did fail that exam, i don’t blame this beauty of a production for that. 

    i also used to have most of this memorized but i have lost it thru the years so now i’ve only got like the first minute left (and some other segments in the middle)

    anyways this is a goated production and i love it so much

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  • Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke

    Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke

    ★★★★★

    okay. let me begin this. i was an avid watcher of 8 passengers when i was in elementary/middle school. I was watching every single one of their episodes every day. When the situation of the youngest daughter forgetting to bring her lunch to school and the teacher calling asking ruby to bring her a lunch when ruby said “no, let her starve” happened. I was given an ick by ruby and the channel. The thing with Chad losing his room…

  • Dead Poets Society

    Dead Poets Society

    ★★★★½

    why to do they have so many god damn text books it was never like that for me when i was in school

    i wish i had a teacher like mr keating he seems so cool 

    i love the concept of carpe diem so much

    i love how they gave the dog a bunch of treats so they wouldn’t bark at them sneaking out 

    “you get excited about this as much as you do for a root canal” is crazy …