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Nosferatu 2024
I LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE.
my only complaint is that it could have been a teensy weensy bit culturally gayer. sure, there was gay sex(ual assault) but dracula’s mina was definitely more girlhusband than ellen. but i have no complaints with lily rose depp’s acting, my apologies ms depp i was not aware of your game.
besides that… to everyone who complained about the weird sex stuff and said it wasn’t supposed to be sexy or whatever: step aside, the…
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Howl's Moving Castle 2004
it doesn’t matter how many times i watch this guy dodge the draft on the big screen. howl’s moving castle will never get old
5 stars for reading a book about a silly welsh womanizing wizard and thinking “what if we made him a lesbian who’s incredibly anti war” and then pulling that off flawlessly. and in that moment we were all howl’s girl
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Inglourious Basterds 2009
Oui, Shoshanna.
my god this movie was INCREDIBLE. brad pitt's accent = dumb. christoph waltz's freaky weirdguy delivery = unsettling. nazis getting scalped = awesome. them basterds sure was inglourious - that climax was genuinely the best film scene ive watched in a really long time. immediate fave, will be rewatching. it's so good it almost makes me want to forgive the gratuitous toe shots.
i can only assume that scene in the projection booth is a reference to dear sister
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Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town 1970
5 stars because santa claus did, indeed, come to town
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