Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  the thing is mickey 17 invokes the same pity response as those aspca commercials set to the really sad sarah mclachlan song

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  Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation 2015

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  ethan hunt giving $50 million to a terrorist for benji most normal bisexual man alive

Popular reviews

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  The Tell-Tale Heart 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2023 1

  servants gender is soooooooooooooo stealable

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  American Yakuza 1993

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2021 1

  viggo is literally way too pretty for this absolutely bat shit movie. there were approximately ten braincells involved in this film and all of them were dedicated to making viggo as pretty as possible