“I’m not me” damn, I felt that

Reviews tagged ‘hallowen-franchise’ by megan Patron
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Halloween 2007
first time watching rob zombie’s halloween and so far better than expected. Solid kills, great camera work and direction, an interesting take on Carpenter’s classic. As for the first 40 minutes.. were they necessary? No, absolutely not. But was it interesting to me? Hell yes. Definitely up there with one of the better halloween movies imo
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Halloween III: Season of the Witch 1982
my brain for the past 92 minutes: 🎶 8 MORE DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN 8 MORE DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN SILVER SHAMROCK 🎶
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Halloween: Resurrection 2002
ya’ll weren’t joking when you said this was THE WORST. i have so many questions… one being why tf did they think this movie was a good idea? it’s so bad like not in a so bad its good way and not campy or self aware in any sense its just AWFUL
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Halloween H20: 20 Years Later 1998
laurie telling that guy how her brother escaped an insane asylum 15 years after he killed her sister then went and killed all her friends and she was the only survivor and had to change her whole identity and he was literally like “damn that sucks.. why don’t you take your clothes off now?”
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Halloween Ends 2022
trash. absolute garbage. trash that has been sitting in the bottom of the trashcan for weeks that the garbage men forgot to take out.
one star for my queen laurie strode tho good for her
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Halloween II 1981
was laurie the only patient in that hospital the entire night ?? 😭💀
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