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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 02 Jan 2025

  the ultimate cuck movie. imagine being so hot that a guy moves to Germany for you

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  The Fall Guy 2024

  Watched 04 May 2024

  I could not have been later to the Ryan Gosling Appreciation party but ladies, I’ve arrived. And I brought us all shots. We dancin on tables tonight!!!!

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  Daisy 2006

  Watched 02 May 2021

  building a whole-ass bridge for a woman you've never met? the alpha simp move

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  Madame Web 2024

  Watched 21 Feb 2024 5

  First of all let me say the most important conclusion you can draw from Madame Web (2024) is that men should no longer be allowed to write movies starring women and teenage girls. This was the last one, boys. It's over. Get in your crates and think about why you've done this, because it couldn't have possibly been for art or profit. There is a third eldritch thing you were satisfying here. Maybe a Final Draft Cthulhu who must feast…

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