Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Phantom of the Paradise 1974

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Jan 2025

  Goes good with beers babes and vapes. Favorite line is definitely:

  “Get this f*g out of here” 
  - Paul Williams

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Goes good with a lager and a crunchy pickle. The theatre was full of old couples who watched the movie like a baby sensory video, occasionally pointing at the screen when they recognized something. “That’s the Chelsea Hotel,” an old man said. “Hm,” his wife said deep in thought.

Popular reviews

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  Europe After the Rain 1978

  ★★★ Watched 13 Apr 2023

  CHAD DADA makes OMEGA SURREALISM WHIMPER with CUM leaking OUT OF HIS ASS

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★ Watched 05 Jun 2023

  So close but I felt the pacing and sound were a little off. It was like when you take cornbread out the oven like two minutes too early but eat it anyway because cornbread is delicious.

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