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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Should have been the most boring movie I’d ever seen and yet…..I was SAT. I’m thinking of joining the church again.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Very stunning movie! I want a Victorian nightgown now! I cannot BELIEVE he didn’t get a hot vampire transformation I must say!

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  The Iron Claw 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  First half of movie: sexy sexy sexy!! Bunch of hotties in sparkly underwear and boots

  Second half of movie: absolutely devastating. Audible sobbing in the theater 

  My only critique: I wish the dad died

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  I want every single woman in this film to beat me up. I could literally fight god after watching this. I love women!!!! And the hyperpop soundtrack????? A must watch for all fruitcakes

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