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Romeo + Juliet 1996
Watched at the Arts Picturehouse in Cambridge with my friend Rowan. Maybe the greatest film ever. We both cried.
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Jellyfish 2018
I hated this so much the rape scene is so gratuitous I remember thinking as I watched it: i would NOT get along with this director he seems so irritating and then he came in at the end and guess what.... he was
Also I watched this at a screening on my birthday and it put me in such a bad mood because I had no choice I HAD to watch itTranslated from by -
St. Trinian's 2007
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
BETTER THAN THE ITALIAN JOB
I met Gemma Arterton once when I worked at a film festival and let me Tell You she is *stunning* and *angelic* and totally unaware of course that her portrayal of head girl Kelly had stirred some Confusion Gay Feelings in me only three years before the realisation of my powerful bisexuality many moons ago... I shook her hand and showed her where to go and managed not to tell her how pretty/amazing she is. …Translated from by