Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Xanadu 1980

  Watched 30 Oct 2020

  I will be forcing my friends to listen to me retell the plot of this movie for years to come

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  Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile 2019

  ★★ Watched 14 May 2019

  Would pay to have John Malkovich call me a total waste of humanity.

  Otherwise would not tell anyone to see this movie. Very dumb. 2/5 because I love court proceedings.

Popular reviews

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  The Emoji Movie 2017

  ½ Watched 29 Jun 2018

  As the makers of the film continually attempt and fail to connect with a younger generation, the biggest missed connection was the fact that, in this world, the eggplant emoji belongs to the group of most underused emojis. Please.

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  Field of Dreams 1989

  Watched 12 Mar 2018 2

  Solid movie to fall asleep to, in the best way possible. A little too apple pie for what I’m usually into but, honestly, watching someone be wholesomely reckless and staring at Ray Liotta’s puppy-mouth I think is proven to lower blood pressure so I’m cool with it.

  Best complement I’ve gotten so far is my younger brother telling me I remind him of the wife (Annie). Hope I never have to but still have the guts to call someone a…

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