melatoninman

melatoninman

In-depth analysis of themes, symbols, and reflections on art < saying "woah look at the big ol' monster guy"

Favorite films

  • House
  • Ex Machina
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Shin Godzilla

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  • I Saw the Devil

    ★★

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

  • Oldboy

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    ★★★★

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  • I Saw the Devil

    I Saw the Devil

    ★★

    admittedly only made it 2/3 in but like

    i don't care dude

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    GOD IS A WOMAN AND SHE IS KI-JUNG SMOKING ON A TOILET IN THE MIDDLE OF A FLOODED HOUSE

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  • Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla

    Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla

    ★★½

    Producer 1: Toho's cutting our budget again. Let's not do anything too crazy so we can still come out with a good Godzilla movie.

    Producer 2: What about a Godzilla from space?

    Producer 1: That could work. How is he different?

    Producer 2: He's got a shit ton of crystals, like everywhere. Dude's caked. He's fucking massive and looks like he walked out of a meth lab.

    Producer 1: ...

    Producer 2: Godzilla's gonna fight him, but SpaceGodzilla can fly…

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    ★★★★

    Glad to be the second place winner for the person who could make my girfriend laugh the most. The first is, of course, David Hasselhoff getting absolutely fried by King Neptune's heat beam.