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Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  All I can think about is wanting to rip Orlok’s moustache

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  Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2024

  Lowkey neurodivergent vampire and a suicidal white boy? Sign me tf up

Popular reviews

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★½ Watched 29 Jun 2024 1

  I only care about the cat.

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  Portrait of God 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 May 2024 1

  First thought: he’s bald.

  A short, chilling, thought-provoking experience that demonstrates the power of understated storytelling without jump scares or loud noises, the unique ways fear can be manifested on screen is being portrayed well in this short film. This is a must-watch for any horror aficionado looking for a short that’s something deeply unsettling and refreshingly original. 

  He’s still bald.

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