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Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • The Mummy
  • Josie and the Pussycats
  • Phantom Thread

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  • Eephus

    ★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • End of Watch

    ★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

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  • Eephus

    Eephus

    ★★★★

    as a movie on its own, i think it’s a little slight and straightforward (i need a better word than that for what i’m trying to say but that’s the best i’ve got).

    but as an experience, how it made me laugh, what it made me feel, what i thought about after.. incredible. and that’s what the movies are for sometimes, right? i had the best time with this. 

    i know these guys. or a version of them. or their…

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    I’m all in on a film that says nothing is hotter than being a faithful and attentive spouse who would do anything (anything) for their lover. And then absolutely delivers it in a sleek, sexy little package. Delightful! 

    Soderbergh truly is one of the greats. He understands vibes and star power like no other. He was deep in his (Black) Bag on this one! 

    I mean Fassbender (glad he’s acting again) and Blanchett were just perfection. When he changes his…

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    when this came out, my husband and i went to the theater but he saw this and i went to see babygirl. he made the better decision. when we got out, i was saying what i didn’t like about babygirl and he was like you should’ve come with me, i think it’s what you’re looking for. and i was like idk… it intrigued me but i don’t like to be scared! i don’t watch scary stuff, i’m a big weenie.…

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★

    “think of the messiest bitch you know.. it’s a man ain’t it?” 

    i don’t know what i expected but i didn’t love this as much as i thought i would but it’s not bad! it’s pretty good even. idk, there’s a certain… something… missing and idk what it is but this didn’t have it. i think that it’s very clear by the end that it’s based on a book.. take that as you will. 

    really enjoyed the performances by all…