Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 21 Sep 2024

  john kramer in saw (2004)

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  Paranormal Activity 2007

  ★ Watched 15 May 2024

  me-cah more like me-hate

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  y’all weren’t there for the livestream of pope francis’s conclave like i was

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  The Hangover 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  do not claim melissa as a fellow melissa

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  Watched 22 Nov 2024 1

  yall hear a cat meowing the entire movie