It's so rare when a
flick's title accurately
reflects its value.

Drinking Game Rules
-Every time someone says "snake" or "cobra" or "Arashikage"
-Every time someone dies
-Every time you see snake eyes on the dice

I love Pattinson
embracing weird, even if
the film runs tepid.

Drinking Game Rules
-Every time someone says "creeper" or "die" or "expendable"
-Every time a Mickey dies
-Every time you clearly see Mark Ruffalo's teeth

What can't a woman
accomplish with a sharp mind
and a push-up bra?

Drinking Game Rules
-Every time someone says "Chromium" or "Hinkley"
-Every time there's a phone call
-Every time someone swears

Lots of character,
not so much plot. Violent,
but entertaining.

Drinking Game Rules
-Every time someone says "Johnny" or "Rocco"
-Every time there's a flashback
-Every time a gunshot or death