Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★ Watched 13 Jun 2024

  This was like one of those fanfics that starts really good and then suddenly half way through the author discovers sex exists and makes it your problem.

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★ Watched 03 Jan 2024

  meow

Popular reviews

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  X-Men: First Class 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2023 1

  i think erik and i have very different ideas on what brother means

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2023

  the child in me that exclusively ate sauces was overjoyed