melmeraklis

melmeraklis

Favorite films

  • The Goonies
  • The Karate Kid
  • Stargate
  • The Fifth Element

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  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★½

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★½

  • The Menu

  • Wag the Dog

    ★★★

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ½

    I went into this movie thinking I was going to hate it, and I did. Ah yes, feminism is when the mind of an unborn infant is implanted into her dead mothers body, reanimated, and has lots of sex with old men. It’s genuinely concerning that so many people have found this film to be a praiseworthy feminist fable. It’s a disturbing perverse fairytale, it’s essentially mental child pornography due to watching a toddler in a woman’s body have sex.…

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ½

    If you liked this movie you’re just ostentatious. No one in their right mind would watch this movie for fun. Genuinely one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. It just kept droning on and on. This wouldn’t even be able to entertain a toddler.

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