So glad the dead cat was only brought up once, I could not have handled but another

What a fucking tale. Not only was this an intriguing take on the legend we all had to read in English class, but it's a sexy one. An even better title would've been "Hot Autistic Twink Has Mommy Issues Resolved". Absolutely love the characters and back n forth between silly-old-english-horror-story to an actual travesty. I understand why rated R: too erotic to handle. Love love love.

Can't believe so many reviews are referencing The Blair Witch Project. Guys, this was its own, and it did very well especially considering the limited setting. It's crazy this encapsulated almost all of the few things that genuinely shake me to my core. Thank god my brain immediately erased the horrific noise towards the end or I probably wouldn't have slept afterwards. Or ever.

Absolutely love this movie! Timeless, I've watched it a bunch since I was little. The action, the lore, the characters, the comedic timing ugh! It's great, even despite that early 2000s cgi. It's also very satisfying watching Beni get what he freaking deserves.