28. they/any. i just love horror movies.
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Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper 2014
borderline unwatchable. i felt like i was on mushrooms the entire time. i do not know how to rate this. tubi i love you so fucking much.
some highlights:
- a guy in a soapless shower literally jacking off just out of frame before being mauled to death by bigfoot (though is visibly unharmed when shown as a corpse)
- D. B. Cooper's "bomb" made out of toilet paper rolls and cardboard
- 25 entire minutes of mostly-nude men flexing…Translated from by -
Attack of the Crab Monsters 1957
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
giant regenerative flesh-eating telepathic crabs with muppet faces that absorb the souls of their victims, and yet somehow it still dragged a bit. that crab reveal was gorgeous though
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