All hail Dondos—this was a sexy shit show where Denzel Washington played himself, the emperors are twin evil ed sheerans, CGI suddenly became bad, costume design is possibly done by Party City, nothing happens the whole time, and everyone decides that they’ll stop fighting because Paul mescal tells them that death is bad >:( I WAS entertained, however.
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Dream Scenario 2023
Passionately disappointed in how this damn movie played out. The premise is perfect for Nicholas Cage—and, I must add, he did super well in this movie. However, it became a bummer of a cancel culture commentary film with some cop-out ending about love.
There were a few super beautiful shots as well that I loooved. 1 star for the premise and another star for Nicholas Cage/pretty cinematic qualities.
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Love Lies Bleeding 2024
A movie that had me feeling a lot of feelings—that’s cinema baybe! Lesbian thrillers that have a lot of gory effects and blood and horny and delusion and sweat and rugs (so many rugs) and bad haircuts and big budget make for something special. BUT WHY DID SHE GET BIG. WHY ARENT THE REVIEWS TALKING ABOUT HER GETTING BIG. Watch this movie with your friends and drive home together to yell in the car about it—trust me it’s special.
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Wild Wild Country 2018
Life changing doc. WILL ALWAYS RECOMMEND. It was hard to do poorly since the story stands on its own, but the organization/storytelling angles/general cinematography is so well done it’s overwhelming for me to put into words. I’m passionate about everyone watching this.
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