francesca

francesca

if i see one more of you post plot summary as a review im gonna name-drop you in my note 🫵

Favorite films

  • Suspiria
  • Crimson Peak
  • The Handmaiden
  • Conclave

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  • The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

  • Barbie

    ★★★★★

  • I Saw the Devil

    ½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

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  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

    Love a perfect lead cast, love a script that’s so well-written the audience knows the final line before it’s delivered, love a concept that’s fully explored and loaded with clever critiques!!

    As someone who appreciates movies that explore an original premise, this was such a delightful and satisfying watch. As someone who watched it to better understand the performanceartlor theories, this made me run in circles for half an hour.

  • I Saw the Devil

    I Saw the Devil

    ½

    I knew the second I saw the dead woman’s butchered breasts had hard nipples that this movie was gonna be chronically unserious and was proven correct for the next 90 minutes. Misogyny aside, every scene is somehow more boring than the last to a degree where it just gets impressive how there is NOTHING cooking. Not even a CRUMB of creativity.

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  • Saturday Night

    Saturday Night

    Cocomelon for boomers

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ★★

    dear Emilia Perez script: i’m so sorry that i was not your mother. if i was your mother, you would have been so loved.

    the worst part of this high-budget telenovela with Sears commercial lighting was that the way to save it could not have been more obvious: sexy love triangle between Emilia, Rita, and Jessi (in true telenovela fashion)  !!  there were sapphic tension cathedrals EVERYWHERE for those with eyes to see them and i cannot for the life of me understand how they went ignored!!