Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Army of Darkness 1992

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Aug 2023 3

  I don’t know whoever said that perfection is unattainable, but it’s pretty clear that they’ve never seen Army of Darkness.

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  Aliens 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Feb 2021 3

  I’m pretty open-minded, but I can say without a shadow of a doubt that if you don’t like Aliens, we cannot be friends.

Recent reviews

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  U Turn 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Billy Bob Thornton alone is worth the price of admission in this stinky, sweaty nightmare.
  A chaotic slice of 90s noir filled with the most bizarre characters. Just don’t expect to find a coherent story here.
  It’s not a story, it’s a weird ride.

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  Antiviral 2012

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Creepy and cold. Not my favorite watch of all the Cronenbergs, but overall I’m still leaning a bit more towards junior Cronenberg than daddy Cronenberg.

Popular reviews

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  Halloween Ends 2022

  ★★ Watched 10 Oct 2022 27

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2021 6

  In a way, Dune is like me.
  It's beautiful to look at, but also a tedious and frustrating experience that lacks personality and feels a bit overblown.