Fan of the Vinster

Fan of the Vinster

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the vin diesel trials are truly the only valid biblical text

Favorite films

  • The Fast and the Furious
  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
  • Fast & Furious

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  • Mean Girls 2

    ½

  • Goblin

    ½

  • The Matrix

    ½

  • A Trip to the Moon

    ½

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  • Mean Girls 2

    Mean Girls 2 2011

    ½ Watched 31 Oct 1981

    Sadly, does not pass the Vin Diesel Trials. If Vin saw this he’d pass out from despair, then we’d have to feed him Italian breadsticks and show him pictures of a car, and no one wants to do that. Needs more night vision goggles.

  • Goblin

    Goblin 2020

    ½ Watched 12 Mar 2023

    Sadly, does not pass the Vin Diesel Trials. I was hoping it would sense Vin loves goblins but there isn’t even a single high-speed chase featuring Ludacris. How disappointing.

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  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park 1993

    ½ Watched 11 Mar 2023

    Does not pass the Vin Diesel Trials. For one dinosaurs can’t drive cars, two the Vinster hates dinosaurs with a burning passion. Honestly even seeing the trailer for this film is blasphemous.

  • Fast & Furious

    Fast & Furious 2009

    ★★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2004

    Beautifully passes the Vin Diesel Trials. I screamed in terror at the excitement I felt while watching this epic. The Vinster is portrayed beautifully in this film. Art. This is pure art.

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