Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  What If 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH god

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  Closer 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  julia roberts’ delivery of “we do everything that people who have sex do” actually made my heart sink. what a phenomenal performance. the men in this movie should die. i have so much to say about this. quite unpleasant.

  had a dark vision of a 2025 remake with modern understandings of polyamory and paul mescal

Popular reviews

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  First Love 2022

  ½ Watched 21 Jan 2023

  worst movie i’ve ever seen and mad boring. literally nothing happened?? like it wasn’t even bad in a funny way it was just so bad wtf. like you never see the 2 main characters ever have a conversation or anything like nothing happened omg

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  Not Okay 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Aug 2022

  i was entertained. glee ass score to this one and for a good reason, this bitch is CRAZYYYY