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Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  This movie shares a name with a book where children have sex in gardens for people to walk through and watch and Native Americans are treated like animals. There are no similarities between the book and the movie but why the FUCK would Marvel use that name for this movie

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  Barbie and the Three Musketeers 2009

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Bro, the prince’s uncle keeps saying weird cryptic things. No bro, like really cryptic. Bro, like, I think he might be trying to kill the prince. Yes bro, I’m being serious.

Popular reviews

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  Red One 2024

  ★★★½ Rewatched 20 Dec 2024

  Jack O’Malley died 16 times in this film I’m sorry there’s no way he survived all that

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  Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  I LOVE Derek but if he had taken like 3 more seconds to question the apothecary he would have found out that Rowena was poisoning the king.

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