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Samurai Cop 1991
This has changed the way I view movies and Cinema, nothing will ever compare to this. The incompetence, the continuity the wig! The fact I saw a women being burned with oil and then absolute schmeat packed into a Speedo while happy birthday was being sung sums up this movie. I’m honestly impressed at it being made this incompetent, the fact that there was not even one person on the team who managed to produce anything resembling a film.
Every scene could have been the start of a porno and honestly it probably would have been made better by it.
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The Lost Boys 1987
Feel like I’ve taken a time capsule back to the 80’s in which I genuinely believe there were sexy goth vampires running amok. Wow
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Olive, The Other Reindeer 1999
This was probably the most disjointed movie I’ve ever watched, staggering what they managed in 45 mins. Why are they singing now???? If the creatures are sentient why is there a zoo???? Why aren’t the monkeys sentient if they keep trying to escape?!??? I do not understand
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