- Come on, Rose. Tell us the joke.
- Ok, fine. So... there's a guy and he calls his Doctor for some test results and the Doctor says, "So, Mr. Jones, I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live".
"That's the good news?!" The guy screams. "What's the bad news?"
"I should've told you yesterday".
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- I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.
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Should pale Death with treble dread make the ocean caves our bed, God who hear'st the surges roll, deign to save our suppliant soul.
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3:10 to Yuma 1957
There is a lonely train,
called the 3:10 to Yuma.
The pounding of the wheels,
is more like a mournful sigh.
There's a legend and there's a rumor,
when you take the 3:10 to Yuma.
You can see the ghosts of outlaws go riding by (Riding by).
In the sky (In the sky).
Way up high,
the buzzards keep circling the train.
While below the cattle are thirsting for rain.
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