Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  Feels like Ryan Reynolds wrote all the jokes.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  Please let Hollywood know we love this shit so that we can see The Toxic Avenger remake!

Popular reviews

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  Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 2023

  ★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2023

  Damn I wish he didn’t stumble on the Concussion joke but it was still hilarious. Amazing final joke too. Totally ripped Will Smith apart. Rest of the special was sporadically funny (loved his bit about his daughter and his mom) but a lot of tired boomer shit about cancel culture, trans people, and dating just didn’t land FOR ME. Worth the watch though.

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  Hellraiser 2022

  ★★½ Watched 09 Oct 2022

  I choose the boredom configuration.