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Speed 1994
high-key this is an anti-cop movie! they were so stupid, inefficient, and impulsive lol… like legit I would’ve done a better job at coordinating an emergency response. also loved how the 105 got its little moment but the movie was also geographically inaccurate like how did they jump a ramp to the 110 but then made it to LAX???…. but anyways Sandra and Keanu are both so hot in this movie so none of that matters. truly one for the bisexuals
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Mrs. Doubtfire 1993
omg my first watch and I love drag!! thankful for 90s cinema based in sf
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Mean Girls 2024
I knew it was bad going in, but damn lol. They took away Karen’s character arc and turned her into even more of an incompetent dumbass. They needlessly made Gretchen “Latina” with her “mi abuelito” comment even though she’s as white as Cady, and just felt so forced (albeit I did enjoy her acting). Idk what kind of blackmail Angorie Rice pulled to be cast as a co-lead but…. choices were made. Only redeeming part of this movie is Janice and ofc Renee Rapp. Lastly, I can’t believe they changed “social suicide” to “socially ruinous”…. the woke ruin everything!!!
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Hereditary 2018
i do NOT watch horror but I’m realizing I have a narrow idea of what “horror” is after being forced to watch those horrible jump-scary horror movies as a kid. at first when I finished hereditary i was relieved that it wasn’t “that scary” in terms of using cheap tricks to scare me, but then i realized what was scary about this movie was the way it made me feel. Esp in the minutes that followed the decapitation scene which had…
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