Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  I think bill was tryna fuck that monkey

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  Django Unchained 2012

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Feb 2025

  his D was actually about to be silenced

Popular reviews

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  Nickel Boys 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  elwood 17 but his hairline 40

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  the first person pov took a bit to grow on me but I learned to appreciate it. when elwood finally met turner and it turned into both of their perspectives I thought the movie had finally found its groove but then it just didn’t really go anywhere story wise. there were some good performances but also a lot of awkward moments because it didn’t feel like the person behind the camera was interacting like…

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  Cemetery Man 1994

  ★★½ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  hooptober 2024 #21

  craziest thing about this was gnaghi’s hairline 

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  
  wasn’t looking forward to this cause of the previous soavi movie this hooptober. was actually pleasantly surprised by the first half or so because the cemetery stuff was cool and there were some funny moments. i’m not sure when exactly but the movie just went off the rails and lost itself and my interest. can’t say I was bored by any of it but I think it just became a bit too goofy for me.