For a film about Idris Elba falling in love with Tilda Swinton, I would have liked to see more of Idris Elba falling in love with Tilda Swinton. Instead, it was mostly about a bunch of times when Idris Elba fell in love with people who were not Tilda Swinton, and then one time when he did fall in love with Tilda Swinton, but only after most of the movie was over.
I loved Alithea - the most compelling character by…