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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Sadly a Stinker
  There was a moment when it hit me and my buddies that Mark Ruffalo was just doing a Trump impression and it was pretty much downhill from here. Robert Pattinson was good, but that is to be expected by now. Im just disappointed (but not really surprised) that the DSA/Podcast-level crowd of this website is lapping up a fingernail scratch surface level critique of capitalism delivered through the hyper-capitalist blockbuster movie format. We should demand more. Parasite…

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  Cecil B. Demented 2000

  ★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2024

  This is John Waters' Action movie. A satire that makes its way through a fairly straightforward premise with enough confidence to leave you feeling satisfied. I think seen today with the way shit like Letterboxd has people approaching movies, this one serves as a fun, if sloppy, take on film fandom. Hell I'll probably get a John Waters related tattoo at some point before dying so this movie's not too far off

Popular reviews

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  They Live 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2024

  People don't understand what a bromance is. Two guys teaming up, that's not a bromance. Rolling around and fighting a guy in a back alley for 15 minutes and then teaming up with him, that's a bromance

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  Stalker 1979

  Watched 05 Oct 2024

  Would you give The Last Supper a star rating the first time you ever looked at it?