Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anna Karenina 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Another period piece where Kiera Knightley makes a man do weird things with his hands

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  There’s little difference between a Lady Gaga music video and the scene with all the cardinals and their c*nty white umbrellas

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jul 2024 1

  Can’t wait for sequel: longtorso

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2024 1

  This Ram truck commercial was a little long but really good!

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