Matt G

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Not a film reviewer - merely a film commenter and occasional opiner

Favorite films

  • This Is Spinal Tap
  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Rio Bravo

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  • Anora

    ★★★½

  • Terrifier

    ★★★

  • Swing Girls

    ★★★½

  • Watchmen

    ★★★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★½

    I guess sex workers are the new greatest American heroes?  But don’t by call them prostitutes - it seems to make them mad. Poor her.  Here’s a tip - if you’re a hooker and you marry a billionaire, don’t get too comfortable.  Also try keeping your fool mouth shut. 

    Mikey Madison was fine (but annoying).  % chance she ever wins a second best actress?  0.

  • Terrifier

    Terrifier

    ★★★

    How long do you think it would take you to hacksaw a body all the way in half the long way?  Me?  I’d probably give up part way through. Also - wrong type of saw for the job. I’d think cross cut or rip probably would be much better … food for thought.

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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

    I really loved this film. While the visuals are typical awesome Wes Anderson, the thing that set this apart is the more-than-usual style changes and the great incorporation of models. Also probably the funniest Anderson film - the use of swearing was outstanding.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.