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  The Garbage Pail Kids Movie 1987

  Watched 04 Jan 2025

  One of the most viscerally unpleasant cinema experiences I've ever had. Everybody should see this. I hope they put the director down like a dog

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Actually alright. The Liam Gallagher actor made me piss myself though it legitimately looked like fancy dress

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  'Yeah just do a Russell crowe impression it'll be fine'

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  Lee 2023

  ★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2024

  Immediately went to check if lee miller died of lung cancer after the film ended (she did)

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