Why can’t action films be as shitty but good as this one. Like story-wise, they take a human into space where Ra is just cruising on a satellite sea horse shooting sun beams at a huge demon shadow monster thingy and that’s just like 10 minutes of the 2 hour long film. This movie seemed like some guy read the egyptian gods series of the Rick Riordan author (guy who made percy jackson) and then did a shit ton of…
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Godzilla: King of the Monsters 2019
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number 3.
I want to die, this was a huge mistake. I should've never started watching these movies. Alright here we go, guess what yall the butterfly secret people are back and now theres an ecoterrorist that wants to make all the giant monsters go wild and crazy for a mass extinction to restore world order and peace. It took waaaay too long for Godzilla to show up and like when he (or she or they idfk) did he got…
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Cars 2 2011
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Anger, sadness, and frustration. These emotions have flourished ever since seeing the many pixar movie ranked lists have Cars 2 at the very bottom. That could be the biggest injustice to ever happen in this minuscule world. This movie delves into the character development and arc of Mater as he steps into a role as an international secret agent, much like a James Bond movie. This is not a fucking kids movie, this is a movie for 18+. Mass murder,…
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