Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2023

  I can’t take that twink seriously

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Nov 2023

  Nicolas cage has the perfect bald head for a bird to drop a turtle onto.

Popular reviews

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Nov 2023

  Ann Hathaway & Michelle Williams should of topped one another

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  VANESSA I’m having heart palpitations come save me 

  
  The Freddy x foxy sex scene was highly unnecessary but deepened the plot

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