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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  Mia Goth, hoe, is you okay?

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  How do i even begin to talk about this.
  profound

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Nov 2023

  Maliciously horny, dirty, sick and TWSISTEDDDDDDD. 10/10 cast. 10/10 acting. 10/10 directing. 10/10 editing. 10/10 cinematography. 10/10 mis en scene. nearly creamed my pants in fear and almost jelousy that i wasn’t there. absoloutely served cunt.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Apr 2024

  never seen a sexier, more intense tennis game than this.
  Guadagnino does it again.
  even the visuals made me that little bit hornier.

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