Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Scooby-Doo 2002

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan 2025

  Not a single cast member that I wouldn’t let shag me silly

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  Watched this stoned out my fucking swede and kept thinking Longlegs was Mrs Doubtfire

  Also every time he said ‘almost birthday girl’ it felt like he was talking about me which was a nice touch

Popular reviews

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  Punk in London 1977

  ★★★ Watched 06 Oct 2022

  ‘The singer couldn’t sing, the bass only had three strings and the drummer was drunk’

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  The Banshees of Inisherin 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2022

  Colin Farrell king dilf