Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  New drinking game: take a shot when margaret qualley shows actual hole (u die)

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2024

  Actually yeah let’s hold space for the lyrics of defying gravity bc Jesus Christ

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 May 2024

  Only zendaya could be the reason two men devote their whole adult lives to being her bitch

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  Magic Mike's Last Dance 2023

  ½ Watched 14 Feb 2023

  Seeing this on a 5mg gummy enhanced the experience. I honestly think that this is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. The 10 min erotic dance scene at the beginning of the movie made me want to gouge my eyes out

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