they wanted this to be a "die hard is a christmas movie" sooooo bad.

idk it was kinda fun but also like what? why?

next time just make spencer charnas the main character, that should fix it!

top ten hottest things a man can do according to science:
- dig up a grave in a suit
- get stabbed by your zombie son and then be buried thus starting a zombie family
- shoot zombies in full tactical gear
- lick a knife
- shot gun rampage at your movie premier
- axe paul allen
- throw down a business card
- attempt murder dressed as an old lady
- commit several osha violations in the name of valentine's day
- slowly go insane running a shitty motel

average Catholic high school experience

The dog actor in this was a very good boy. I hope he got lots of treats while filming this.