I wish I was an English Major, but I wasn't. So I have to channel my energy into something more productive. And I think I'm really funny.
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Interstellar 2014
I watched this movie for a class my freshman year of college. I found it confusing, boring, and long. I swore I would never watch it again because why on earth would I watch a 3 hour movie about... space? global warming?
Since then I have watched it a few more times and I recognize how much effort and thought went into making the movie. Now I will say that this movie still confuses me a lot. There is so…
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High School Musical 2 2007
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I was 5 when this movie came out. My friends and I watched it in someone's basement and ate ice cream sandwiches. Do I remember the content of the movie from the night it premiered? No I do not. What I do remember is one of my friends throwing up at then end of the movie from eating too many ice cream sandwiches. I then always associated this movie with throwing up. I also didn't eat sugar for like six…
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The Devil Wears Prada 2006
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I once said to a friend "I am one stomach flu away from my goal weight" and she asked me if I was okay. Short answer is yes, I am fine. Long answer: What happened between 2006 and now that we can't crack jokes like that? Why is everyone so serious all the time?
Contrary to what I was told one time in college, I am not a bully. However, I do believe that a little bullying can change us…
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986
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This is my favorite movie ever. Sad? it'll make me happy. Already in a good mood? Still watching it. I know everyone says you're supposed to watch Crazy Rich Asians on a plane, but I'm picking this one every time.
The opening scene is simply one of the greatest I've ever seen, I could recite it word for word. I can actually feel the dopamine increase when Matthew Broderick looks at the camera and says "Incredible, one of the worst…
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