Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  paul mescal my legs are open

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  Zootopia 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024 1

  miss lex so much i wanna fuck the fox in her memory

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Jun 2024

  still want to eat mike faist but now it’s a more casual everyday urge rather than a hunger that threatens to consume me every second of everyday. i imagine this is what nicotine addiction feels like.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 May 2024

  before art donaldson was on my screen i never understood why one would feel the urge to bark at people. also i want to eat him.