Michael Ariano

Michael Ariano

Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Do the Right Thing
  • Waves
  • Y Tu Mamá También

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  • Anora

    ★★★★★

  • Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

    ★½

  • The Creator

    ★★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★★

    Sean Baker really knows how to make reality shine in film, and I'm so happy him and Mikey Madison created a story that captures resilience, strength, and self actualization in such a generously honest way.

  • Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

    Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

    ★½

    Good lord this was terrible. Like I get being inspired by a lot of different things at once, but at the same time throwing Star Wars, Vikings, Warhammer, Seven Samurai, and whatever else you think is cool into a single movie whose story is the most generic shit ever is nothing short of boring and lame. I'm now realizing that I don't like a single Zack Snyder movie, except for 300 because it's the most unabashedly gay film I've ever seen in my entire life.

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  • The Room

    The Room

    ½

    I removed a 1/2 star for every time someone forgot to close a door.

  • Let the Right One In

    Let the Right One In

    ★★★★★

    This hits you at an emotional level...then it punches you there...then it picks you up like a ragdoll and throws you...

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