Michael Aslin

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Fearless > Flawless 💃🕺

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Heat
  • Speed Racer
  • The Big Sleep

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  • Pride & Prejudice

  • Mickey 17

  • Ready Player One

  • Catch Me If You Can

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  • Barbie: Fairytopia

    Barbie: Fairytopia

    Considered watching Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds but had a chill night instead…

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    ★★★★½

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a Themberchaud should be able to fly. What a b movie.

    Romp factor = 100/100

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  • Doctor Who: The Power of the Doctor

    Doctor Who: The Power of the Doctor

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    Stake lukewarm popcorn crap. Wholly inoffensive to the point of gluttony but not dull. Sebastian Stan is awful.