Michael

Michael

I hate movies, especially films and cinema.

Favorite films

  • Redline
  • Perfect Blue
  • Heat
  • The Big Lebowski

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • White Chicks

    ★★★½

  • The Nice Guys

    ★★★★

  • The Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox

    ★★★½

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

    Some attempts at “modern” humor that don’t land, twerking and influencer shit etc., but the animation was wonderful and some fun characters made up for other shortcomings. 2D animation is so back. Farmer Jim is the GOAT.

  • Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez

    Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez

    ★★★

    This was fine allll the way up until they try to pin Aaron’s whole “killed 3 people” thing on CTE and/or his sexuality. Like c’mon, Antonio Brown may be the single most moronic, CTE-afflicted human being I’ve ever seen. Does he make stupid ass decisions daily? Yes. Are the tweets hilarious though? Yes. Sometimes yes. Did he get in a public hot tub naked however? I think he did. I don’t really wanna look it up rn but I believe he did yeah. I don’t remember actually but it sounds right.

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  • Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

    Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

    ★★★★★

    I’ve never been one to really get emotional about a celebrity’s death, but Norm Macdonald’s was different. He was my favorite stand up, and he had such a unique view on everything that no matter what he was writing about you knew it would be funny. The special is great, so intimate with Norm and filled with jokes only Norm would ever write. That being said, I don’t think there’s any way I can watch this again. The material about his…

  • Stand Up Solutions

    Stand Up Solutions

    ★★★★

    The year is 2050. I awaken in my dominos pizza branded cryo pod and put on my VR headset. My son Bliftar prepares his full auto mp14 with grenade launcher attachment to go play airsoft at his elementary school with real bullets. I weigh 458 pounds. The mariners have lost 2000 games in a row. Life is good

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