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Murdercise is a mix of 80’s sleaze horror and Cinemax soft core but somehow made for a pretty entertaining movie. I usually don’t like bad horror films that are in on the joke cause it can be a hard line to handle on what’s too much. There are some flat out funny scenes in this movie like when Candy starts to get so mad because no one will look at her boobs. There are moments like this where they got…
Strays is a movie and it does exists and those facts might be the nicest things I say about this. The plot/idea of this film has zero right to be a feature film. A Talking dog movie with no filter is way better suited for a sketch show (where it would be one of the lamer sketches) or YouTube circa 2012 cause this fits right there next to Fred. But somehow in 2023 this movie was not only made, got…
Willy’s Wonderland is an absolute blast from start to finish! If you ever wanted to see Nic Cage fight a bunch of animatronic animals then you’re in luck. Even with how outrageous that might sound this movie still has some pretty creepy scenes that are legit filled with suspense. The movie definitely doesn’t lack in the blood department so should keep gore hounds satisfied. The monsters are honestly very unnerving to look at especially when they move it adds to…
Borat is back and this movie gifted me some of the biggest laughs I’ve had in recent memory. If you were worried about a sequel not living up to the original or maybe Borat just isn’t as funny as you remember, well no worries it’s just as funny as the original(if not better). A couple of these scenes (little plastic baby and vagine story time) had me crying laughing. It was nice catching up with Borat after all these years…