Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This was probably what the reputation secret sessions were like

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  ROB IS SO CUTE I WANT TWO OF THEM

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2024

  DAKOTA JOHNSON 💣 SYDNEY SWEENEY 💣 EMMA ROBERTS 💣 ZOSIA MAMET 💣 

  Those are the mother bombs that went off during this movie ....

  This was the stupidest movie I have ever seen! I am convinced that Dakota was actually not acting and did not know the cameras were rolling, her lines were just genuine reaction to having to be in this movie.

  Her and Emma were having a DGAF off... and Dakota won.

  So many reaction clips that I NEED saved on my phone.... this movie will go down in like gay twitter history I am telling you! Watch this space.

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  Queer 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  We neeeeeded representation for 50 year old gay alcoholic heroin addicts like it was time

  This is literally what it's like going on dates with old gays though they are super annoying and get really attached but the head is good and they pay for drinks

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