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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Very good. Probably helps to do 5 minutes of research on the papal conclave beforehand to have an idea if what’s going on. The ending was certainly an interesting choice but I’m not a hater. I can imagine real conclaves aren’t usually this juicy but I guess it makes for a better movie if not every single character is effectively flawless

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Dec 2024

  4 words:
  1. Fire
  2. asf
  3. Empathy
  4. Humanity

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  About Time 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Feb 2024

  Disgusting film that makes me want to curl up in my bed and weep. Partly because I long for Rachel McAdams. Partly for all the other reasons.

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2024 1

  Realistically like a 3 because it was egregiously long for no reason. But Cap’n Jack is too iconic and the movie is still just too fun. Maybe a hot take, not sure what the public opinion is, but Kiera in these movies makes me feel like she’s acting in a parody series on YouTube

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