Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Michael Clayton 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  tony gilroy is a pro, crazy good opening and ending

  shouldve made clooney film all $50 worth

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  Escape from New York 1981

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  stylish, 80s maxxed, and super interesting for influencing kojima to make metal gear solid, but overall a bit duller than i expected

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025 2

  if you like the color red this one's for you. surprisingly features the best vape hit in cinema history

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  yeah mescal is serviceable but he doesnt really stand out, kinda like orlando bloom in kingdom of heaven. and just like the force awakens, taking the same basic plot structure as the first one feels lame. surely there are other gladiator stories to tell that arent a pale imitation of the original.

  that said, love the atmosphere, punchy action, pedro pascal, and denzel intrigue. will gladly sit through the eventual 4 hour cut