Michael Tom Vassallo

Michael Tom Vassallo

Filmmaker/writer/artist. Horror, experimental, cult & queer cinema. VHS collector, VHS tape head cleaner enthusiast.

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Dancer in the Dark
  • Female Trouble
  • Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story

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  • Emilia Pérez

  • Challengers

    ★★★½

  • The Last Showgirl

    ★★★½

  • Birth

    ★★★★

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    I too have seen an Almodóvar movie once.

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★½

    I love when a film includes the entirety of Blu Cantrell’s 2001 hit single “Hit ‘Em Up Style (Oops!).”

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  • They/Them

    They/Them

    Commits the worst sin a slasher movie about a gay conversion therapy camp could commit: being boring.

  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ★★★½

    A worthy, if not quite as horny successor to the original, David Bruckner’s Hellraiser plays with and expands Clive Barker’s mythology, mixing elements from the first two installments in the series to form a more coherent standalone film. While many recent franchise reboots suffer from over-exposition, if anything, the original Hellraiser series suffered from the opposite. Here, added details about the puzzle box, its powers and configurations, serve to add structure and tension to a story that would otherwise be formless.…

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